Last year was just a rehearsal, this year we’re going on stage! We’re going to ride that alcohol-driven holiday cheer right through Union Square and the theater district: spreading the love to all the tourists, checking out the holiday windows at Saks and Macys, and drinking heavily.

Since I’m composing this at work I will speak the language you all understand — “PowerPoint.”

What

• Second Annual Bad Santa Pub Crawl
• Friday, December 8th beginning at 5 p.m.
• meet at EZ-5, Commercial and Kearney

What you need

• Santa, elf, or reindeer apparel. Bunnies, pirates, and penguins do not live on the North Pole. Polar bears are OK.
• Santa-fication gear (to make others into Santas!)
• Toys and gifts (Naughty and Nice)
• Mistletoe
• Comfortable shoes – Santa left his sleigh the north pole — you gotta walk.

Where we’re going (subject to change)

1. Ez5
2. Azul
3. Gold Dust
4. Swig
5. Rye
6. Aces

Santa Says …

• This isn’t Santarchy or Santacon. We’re bad Santas, but not surly, evil Santa’s.
• Official route map and phone numbers will be sent next week
• Stick to the group — a solitary Santa can look real silly standing alone at a bar.
• Feel free to invite others!

Costume Resources

• Buying – about $100, http://www.costumecraze.com/ http://www.santasuitexpress.com/
• Renting – about $40, Costumes on Haight
• Santa-fication gear available at Walgreens.

Bad Santa Pub Crawl Committee

Save the date!
Pick-your-holiday party is coming December 6th! Place – Cigar Bar and Grill, of course. There will be food and selection of wine and rum flights. The rest is up to you! More details and official invite are coming!
Lotsa love and holiday cheer,
Big Red

Our lovely site has been very much ignored lately. Thanks, Andy, for adding new pics. Now we all can see what two years of drinking can do to you. I, for one, look so much mature and intelligent…
Anyhow, I promise to update site all the time now.
Posted with my B-Berry.
Lotsa love,
Big Red.

Learn how to avoid a hangover, and what to do to feel better if you’re already hung over.

http://www.liquorsnob.com/

You already know most of this stuff, but a good refresher. The only really stupid suggestion was “Drink in moderation.” Why even drink? Amateurs …