…your stocking is stuffed, and the other one is missing altogether. Spilled milk and crushed cookies everywhere. Sweet-ish reek of cheap bourbon and cigarettes, reminiscent of someone else’s grandpa. Stubborn jingle that seems to contain only two lines and no meaning. And you feel… giddy! “Yes! – you say, – It’s here! Tis the season!” And you are right! –

The VI Annual Bad Santa Pub Crawl is here!!!

It will take place this Friday,  December 10, 2010 at approximately 4:27 PM @  83 Proof. See detailed itinerary below.

What you need

• Santa, elf, or reindeer apparel. Bunnies, pirates, and penguins do not live on the North Pole. Beluga whales are OK.
• Santa-fication gear (to make others into Santas!)
• Toys and gifts (naughty and nice)
• Comfortable shoes. Santa left his sleigh at the North Pole — you gotta walk.

 We will have some suits and hats that you will be able to purchase in support of a charitable cause, but do come early!

 Where you want to be

 4:27 to 5:36 – 83 Proof, 83 First Street (@ Mission Street)

 5:48 to 7:07 – Irish Bank, 10 Mark Lane (off Bush Street)

 7:16 to 7:44 – Union Square Christmas Tree (Yes, on Union Square)

 8:00 to 9:15 - Gold Dust Lounge, 247 Powell (@ Geary Street)

 9:29 to 11:01 – Ambassador, 673 Geary (@ Leavenworth Street)

 11:07 to Close – Aces, 998 Sutter (@ Hyde Street)

 Disclaimer

• Everyone is welcome. No way this is a sponsored event.
• We are not real Santas. We just wear the hat.
• We are professionals. When drinking, please KIT – “keep it together”

Lots love and holiday cheer!

Puff’n'sip Special Pub Crawl Committee